don’t think malaysian…

This is a real story from x Malaysian student in new York

In a New York sidewalk, a Malaysian guy is enjoying a hearty breakfast –
coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
An American Guy, chewing a gum, sat next to him, and started an unwanted
conversation..

American Guy : Hello…You Malaysian eat the whole bread? Twisted Evil

Malaysian guy : Of course! Very Happy

American Guy : ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don’t. We, Americans only eat
what’s inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these
into croissants and sell these to the Malaysians.

American Guy Very Happyo you eat jam with bread? Twisted Evil

Malaysian Guy : Of course! Very Happy

American Guy : (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don’t.
Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers
into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Malaysians.(hahahahahahahaha) Laughing

Then Malaysian guy remember that he was factory worker in Seremban before he came to New York and got the point..

Malaysian Guy : Do you have sex in America? Twisted Evil

American Guy : Of course, we do! Razz

Malaysian Guy : What do you do with the condoms? Twisted Evil

American Guy : We throw them after used it, of course! Very Happy

Malaysian Guy : We don’t. In the Malaysians, we put them into containers,
recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to American. Laughing

Malaysian Guy : hahahahahahahahahahaha (big laugh sambil guling2) gelak!

American Guy : Uuuuulpppps Crying or Very sad Tekanan!

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